guess who

bürger

FROHES WEINACHTEN, KLEINE ZACHARY

i love brands the store

tellin it like it is

civil war secret agent

TIME TRAVEL ACTIVATED

stand by for equipment

You have:

a ball of string

a box of matches

ten dollars in confederate money

a firecracker

You are in Dorchester County, Maryland, in the winter of 1849. You start walking......

you have traveled bak to amerika in the days before the civil war

A black woman named Harriet Tubman is running a secret network called the Underground Railroad to help slaves in the south escape to freedom in the North.

are you ready to face the danger?

first night

everything is new. i rode on a double decker bus in the front seat on the top level. it was like a video game. but in german. this strange junge with silly schuhe hung out with us at the bus stop before hand and followed us up to the top and sat next to us. we did not exchange a word for the 20 minutes we were in a fair range of distance. oh, and i was not alone, i had a friend. we had tried to go meet another person that i did not know but couldn't find the building. we took the subway to get there from the hotel. it's funny, they don't make you swipe a card or anything to get on. you just get on the u-bahn with no card. i heard that sometimes they check for your cards, but thats only sometimes. thats the same way it was with the bus, no cards. i've seen the west now i'll see the east.
tschüssi (zach/beppo/jacques/fcs

JA WOHL!

taste no evil, live on smell

Helen Keller, the very best smeller
but we're interested in how she TASTES

JA NATüRliCH!

Lower_case
Uploaded by christopherweser.

BERLIN, KOMM MIT!!!

Milton Bradley

WHICHWITCH?

1971

oversea oversay ma ma ku sa

 

british idioms that are lost on me:

"how boring"

"taking the piss out"

"chav"

"knob"

"pickle" (not the good kind)

ones i have firgured out:

"posh and becks"

first bloeg post i ever writ

first blog posti ever writ:

Gross stuff:

peedee and hotlogs

Favorit Things (some fake*):

favorite cowboy/mountie:

Dudley Dugong*

favorite painter:

Gorgeous Ol'Queefe*

favorite gods:

1) Geb (egyptian)

2) Nut (egyptian)

3) Confucius (totally classic)

4) Poseidon (greek) tied with Thor (nors3)

5) Minotaur (half bull)

favorite movie part (today):

drag me to hell - projectile noseblood (see below)

food o da future

modern egg printers and self printing sandwiches, geometrical pasta and self generating cheeses. these are a few of my favorite things

check dis out!

realtomato.blogspot.com

Baby Riddle

Anyone that catches the baby who's the mama of the baby the bouquet baby mama. Bouquet baby flower.

lil' thangs

This isn't a party, this is HELL

Fag bangle

Which is better?
Witch's butter
With cheese butter
Wet knees butt hair

T Flass

"She's ready to go, she's got her mints in her little backpack" - Aunt Kim

Funny is the post-modern word for functional.

Jake and Aunt Renee and the Fibbin' Ribbon from Gibbon.

Orphanage: shoot the parent. OOO WE GOT A NEW ORPHAN

This is the way we are. This is the way we've always been.

Soup kitchen for the chic hobo.

Dina's Denim Demons

Going bat shit crazy. Everyone wants to claim an island.

New Photoshop application [for hiding the fact that you're high in your pictures] or 2010 way of saying Permanent Six-Flags?

miami has been permanent six flags

spice jar plant waterer

sheldon street is solid milk chocolate

timmy is melted milk chocolate

witchsister is solid dark chocolate

a glassblower is melted dark chocolate

Factory Girl

It would be funny to work in a factory. Like an assembly line for specialty foods or toys.

mission statement:

This blog is to be used as an archive of ideas that are procured when in a giddy, inquisitive mood. It is somewhat of a solution to my chaotic mess of notes and post-its that are filled with scribbles of nonsense. This blog is for that nonsense. Most of these post will be written under the influence of weed. This is a communal, rhizomatic space for ideas that are shared among readers and collaborators. Post once, twice a day, or every week. Posts may be anonymous. Share this space with those whom have brain connections with you. Please stop by and feed the fish. We can also name them together. If you would like to be a part of this experience, other than commenting, comment saying so on any post with your email address and I will make you an author. Or email me at zachary.allen.smith@gmail.com if you prefer.

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